dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you win again, gameday.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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