No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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