she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
