If i come over, it means nothing
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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