You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hell yes lets make some ravioli
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize