i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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