There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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