We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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