Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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