Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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