What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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