hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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