I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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