i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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