So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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