It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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