I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
NoShamevember. You game?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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