If that was your dad, he is hot
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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