can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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