he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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