piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Life is so much better after having sex.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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