found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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