Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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