i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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