first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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