She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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