tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
this hospital has no fireball
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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