He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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