Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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