So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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