This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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