marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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