She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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