There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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