high people should be assigned attendants
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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