oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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