Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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