okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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