Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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