whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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