I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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