I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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