so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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