try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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