Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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