I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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