It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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