He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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