Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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