You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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