why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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