If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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