Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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