she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Who died my cat blue again?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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