She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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