I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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