Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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