I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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