I hope mine doesn't look like that
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Randomize
