He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
only if we run a train.
done.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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